“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
— Sylvia Plath
3:42 pm • 20 May 2013 • 566 notes
“If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.”
— Sylvia Plath
1:15 pm • 20 May 2013 • 481 notes
“DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!”
— Sylvia Plath
12:41 am • 20 May 2013 • 178 notes
“Is butter a carb?”
— Sylvia Plath
9:19 pm • 19 May 2013 • 531 notes
conorchristopher asked: A best-of page? Why not a book? Or maybe there would be Plath estate issues. I think it would sell.
Hmm, maybe it would, but I think the joke’s wearing thin as is; wouldn’t want to push my luck!
9:18 pm • 19 May 2013 • 7 notes
“I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Tryin’ to holla at me”
— Sylvia Plath
9:18 pm • 19 May 2013 • 781 notes
“Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!”
— Sylvia Plath
9:18 pm • 19 May 2013 • 238 notes