“I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.”
— Sylvia Plath
1:35 pm • 6 May 2013 • 386 notes
“You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.”
— Sylvia Plath
1:30 pm • 6 May 2013 • 4,435 notes
“Bitch I might be.”
— Sylvia Plath
11:07 am • 6 May 2013 • 1,853 notes
“The night is dark and full of terrors.”
— Sylvia Plath
8:12 pm • 5 May 2013 • 210 notes
“You’re tacky and I hate you.”
— Sylvia Plath
8:12 pm • 5 May 2013 • 749 notes
“Do or do not, there is no try.”
— Sylvia Plath
12:50 am • 5 May 2013 • 212 notes
“Is this WiFi organic?”
— Sylvia Plath
1:00 pm • 4 May 2013 • 449 notes
“These aren’t the incorrectly attributed quotations you’re looking for.”
— Sylvia Plath
10:41 am • 4 May 2013 • 193 notes
