“Florals? For Spring? groundbreaking.”
— Sylvia Plath
About & FAQ"Sylvia Plath - interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college girl mentality."
- Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall
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- Abraham Lincoln
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“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
— Sylvia Plath
“I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.”
— Sylvia Plath
“You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.”
— Sylvia Plath
