February 2012
73 posts
“I can count to potato.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat, gotta make my...”
– Sylvia Plath
“Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“If you want to be my lover, you’ve got to get with my friends.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Dinkleberg!”
– Sylvia Plath
“Any of you fucking pricks move and I’ll execute every motherfucking last...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”
– Sylvia Plath
“And I told you to be patient
and I told you to be fine
and I told you to be...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Jason Derulo.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“I like big butts and I cannot lie.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“YOLO.”
– Sylvia Plath
“Poetry is just pressing enter in the middle of sentences.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I’m a prostitute robot from the future!”
– Sylvia Plath
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“You are the weakest link. Goodbye.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Don’t hate me, Top 8 me.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
– Sylvia Plath
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
– Sylvia Plath
“You’re terrible, Muriel.”
– Sylvia Plath
“So, like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“I had a cat named Snowball…
She died!
She died!
Mom said she was...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“If you don’t chew Big Red then fuck you.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“You blocked me on Facebook and now you’re going to die.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“I am the Lizard Queen”
– Sylvia Plath
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“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“A diva is the female version of a hustla.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I can see Russia from my house!”
– Sylvia Plath
“I choo-choo-choose you.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I didn’t say any of these things. This is awful.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“You know you love me, xoxo, Gossip Girl.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Glitter is like the herpes of arts and crafts.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Let’s open this fucking pit up.”
– Sylvia Plath
“We can’t stop here. This is bat country.”
– Sylvia Plath
“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
– Sylvia Plath
“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.”
– Sylvia Plath
“P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way,
Sydney”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Like, y’know, whatever.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I have the weirdest boner.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I got a twenty dollar bill that says no one’s ever seen you without...”
– Sylvia Plath
“Cash rules everything around me.”
– Sylvia Plath