February 2012
103 posts
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“Do these effectively hide my thunder?”
– Sylvia Plath
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“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”
– Sylvia Plath
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curiousadventurer asked: i love your blog, it always makes me laugh because i read all the quotes in a serious tone hahaha
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“I like big butts and I cannot lie.”
– Sylvia Plath
“Can I borrow a feeling?”
– Sylvia Plath
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“YOLO.”
– Sylvia Plath
“Poetry is just pressing enter in the middle of sentences.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I’m a prostitute robot from the future!”
– Sylvia Plath
ladulcinee asked: Do you ever share your personal blog on here? I haven't seen it but I was just wondering after your last post.
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“You are the weakest link. Goodbye.”
– Sylvia Plath
einnez asked: your blog is perfect. you are perfect. i'm in love!
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“Got milk?”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Don’t hate me, Top 8 me.”
– Sylvia Plath
“Previously on AMC’s The Walking Dead…”
– Sylvia Plath
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“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
– Sylvia Plath
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
– Sylvia Plath
“You’re terrible, Muriel.”
– Sylvia Plath
“So, like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some...”
– Sylvia Plath
“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
– Sylvia Plath
“Don’t ask me. I’m just a girl.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“I had a cat named Snowball…
She died!
She died!
Mom said she was...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“If you don’t chew Big Red then fuck you.”
– Sylvia Plath
mjolkochkakor asked: Could you make T-shirts from Incorrect Sylvia Plath Quotes? I would definitely buy an "open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur" t-shirt, especially if the t-shirt is good quality. Thanks!
“You blocked me on Facebook and now you’re going to die.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“I am the Lizard Queen”
– Sylvia Plath
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“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“A diva is the female version of a hustla.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“I heartily endorse this event or product.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I can see Russia from my house!”
– Sylvia Plath
I’m going to try and get the Cafepress store up and running in the next week or so; I asked a while back but I’ll ask again if anyone’s got suggestions (from previously posted quotes) to appear on stickers and mugs and such.
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“I choo-choo-choose you.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals,...”
– Sylvia Plath
“I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I didn’t say any of these things. This is awful.”
– Sylvia Plath
“I wanna go to Africa and just, like, hang out with starving people and, like,...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with...”
– Sylvia Plath
“Happy Valentine’s Day, no one.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage.”
– Sylvia Plath
“You ARE the father!”
– Sylvia Plath
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“You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid...”
– Sylvia Plath
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“You know you love me, xoxo, Gossip Girl.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Glitter is like the herpes of arts and crafts.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”
– Sylvia Plath
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“Let’s open this fucking pit up.”
– Sylvia Plath
“We can’t stop here. This is bat country.”
– Sylvia Plath
“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
– Sylvia Plath
“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.”
– Sylvia Plath