“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
— Sylvia Plath
11:26 pm • 16 May 2012 • 101 notes
“The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and always try your best.”
— Sylvia Plath
10:38 pm • 16 May 2012 • 250 notes
“There’s only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves… and that’s knowledge.”
— Sylvia Plath
5:25 pm • 16 May 2012 • 142 notes
“We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.”
— Sylvia Plath
5:15 pm • 16 May 2012 • 83 notes
“I’m sick of this. There’s not much left to keep me sane. I haven’t been able to score a better job than a freaking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.”
— Sylvia Plath
5:07 pm • 16 May 2012 • 69 notes
“The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you, Jenny Beckman. Bitch.”
— Sylvia Plath
4:25 pm • 16 May 2012 • 127 notes
“Artists aren’t really people. And I’m actually 40 per cent papier-mâché.”
— Sylvia Plath
4:19 pm • 16 May 2012 • 130 notes
“Hansel. So hot right now. Hansel.”
— Sylvia Plath
2:30 pm • 16 May 2012 • 217 notes
